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The house is intense. What tha?? My god, girl, that is a HOUSE. Not like our house. Ours is a house with all little letters. Very, very intense. Was this spur of the moment? Or had yall been talking about it for a while? And how "we" is the "we" in "we bought a house"???

Here are the only things you need to know for the dinner:

Do NOT spill anything. Focus on that. Do not spill two glasses of water on George Burns. Do not spill any glasses of water on the floor. Do not spill one glass of water down the front of your dress. Decline any colored fluids to drink. Only drink clear fluids and do not spill them into your plate or on your shoes. Do not spill anything down your chin as you drink it. Order something hard to eat incorrectly. Do not order anything with a very liquidy sauce (it could spill).

You'll do great!!

And you know what everyone? I've been neglecting my blog. It and I are going to do some bonding tomorrow, I promise.