Brigitte Neilsen and Charo

Watch The Surreal Life on VH1. This is not a suggestion. It is an order.

The setting is a nice house. Six celebrities live together for about three weeks. Seasons 1 and 2 were of no interest to me. This season, however, has the following lineup: Brigitte Neilsen, Charo, Flavor Flav, Uncle Joey from Full House (you know, the one Alanis wrote "You Oughta Know" and "Hands Clean" about), Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block, and some chick named Ryan who was an American Idol contestant.

This stuff is hilarious. Charo is mostly unintelligible as usual, but I completely luff her to death. She does Cuchi Cuchi stuff and all that. Flavor Flav is goofy, Jordan Knight is a losery jerk, Ryan is a whiny crybaby, and Uncle Joey is extremely White.

It's Brigitte Neilsen who is the one to watch. In the first episode, she gets trashed and goes around the house naked. At one point she jumps up and starts doing this crazy naked chicken dance.

That's all I'm going to say. Here's when you can see Episode One next: 12:30 am Saturday night/Sunday morning (depending on how you look at it) OR 11:30 am Sunday. You should watch one of these so that you can watch Episode Two when it debuts Sunday night at 10:00 pm.

I know I'll be watching. Nothing could drag me away.