Whew!
This is the third day of my crazy workout program that I made for myself. Not that I want really to get smaller, but lately I'm developing a fear of old age and it seems the best way to combat the physical ravages of old age is to be in rockin good shape when you get there. So, I'm starting now.

In the gym that I went to with Shelley a few times, there was a black and white poster of a shirtless old fellow in boxing gloves who had an incredible body. I don' t know if it was photoshopped or if that was a real picture, but I think of it a lot. I'm sure that old geezer doesn't have any troble lifting bags of dog food into his Buick Skylark's trunk. Well, that's what I want to be! I want to be a tough old geezerette! If anyone knows where I can get a copy of aforementioned poster, I'd like to know!

Anyway, so far I've not cheated any on said workout routine, but of course, it's only day three. Wish me luck. I'm considering posting gruesome pictures of what my belly looks like now in a bikini and following up with a shot every week to show my progress. You know, kind of like that Bally's commercial? Would any of you, my loyal readers, be interested? I'm game for a little humiliation if you think it'd make you laugh. If not, I'll keep my gut to myself.

Avocados
On a totally different note, about a month ago I heard a commercial on the radio for California Avocados and it made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants. But I've never heard it since, and last time I checked the California Avocado site I couldn't find it there. Does anyone know anything about this?