Today's Headlines
So, Robert Palmer and George Plimpton. What a strange pair to pass at the same time! Perhaps odder than John Ritter and The Man In Black.

In other news, that dumb Segway Scooter is being recalled. Thank god we didn't put every mailman on one after all. We can't jeopardize the mail...it's the main thing in life I look forward to getting six times a week.