Yucky
We all remember the guy who didn't cremate all those bodies, right? Well, he's pleading innocent. Here's a sample from the AP article:

"When investigators searched the property in February 2002, they found heaps of decaying bodies that were supposed to be cremated — many spilling out of a storage shed, scattered around the crematory building and in nearby woods. About 225 bodies have been identified."

How in the world can that guy plead innocent? I mean, jeezums people, how can he? I had thought they'd find the guy mentally incompetant and he'd be locked in the madhouse for a long, long time. But I guess they found him in his right mind, otherwise he wouldn't be on trial, right?

Well, how can someone in his right mind plead innocent to that?

Hey! I know someone almost as crazy as this guy! They could hang out and be mad scientists together. Once they've admitted their mistakes, they could probably knock their coconuts together a few times and discover the cure for malaria. (I couldn't resist.)