E-yow-ch!

I am going to get the big ace bandagey things off later today. You know, you always hear these young strippers on tv say they got their gigantic implants and went back to work (at the strip club) the next night! I don't know how they do it. I am recovering very quickly, but there's no way I could go out stripping tonight. And no, there's no reason for anyone to panic (Sara) or get excited (Chris) I am *not* now considering a life swinging on the pole!!

I'll keep you posted...