Carpenter's Dream
Todd says if I got my tits done I'd look like the letter P :) Well, that's a nice thing to say, but it implies that I'm still rather thin. Although I'm by no stretch fat, or even chubby...I'm not Calista-esque anymore. Makes me a little sad. Just this evening I realized that *none* of my work pants fit anymore.

I thought posting pics of my midsection would help me to stick to my workout plan. Well, you've noticed there's no pics up yet. What I found out was that posting pics was too humiliating for me. What IS working is knowing I'm too ashamed of my gut to post pictures of it. To date I have not cheated once on my workout, and yes, that's only 7 workouts so far, but that's good. And I know I sound like a spoiled little brat for saying that when I'm only (yikes) a size 8 instead of 6.

The thing is, is that if you're a "Carpenter's Dream" girl, you have to stay rail-thin or your shape really goes to hell. If you're a girl with tits, well, your tits get bigger as you gain weight (for a while, anyway) and you still look proportional. If you're like me, your belly sticks out further than your boobs and you look not-so-good.

I know some of you don't know how flat-chested I really am. And some of you do. Those of you who've seen it (in workout-bras and bathing suits) understand.

Let's also all give a warm welcome to Lisa Marie Presley, who I only just realized was in the same quandry as me, Calista Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Michelle Pfeiffer, that girl from Party of Five, and Debra Messing. Isn't she hot, though? All those girls are. Well, except me. I'm only regular looking. Otherwise I'd be a star too, and why would I be talking to you guys??