Day One, Week One

Today's the first day back for many of us. Jees, I'm ready for it to end already. I have all my syllabi xeroxed and I've got makeup on. So I guess I'm prepared. My plan? To go in, throw the syllabus at them, tell them not to plagiarise, tell them that I don't give a hoot whether they attend or not, and get the fork outta there.

Yeah, I'm really into it this semester. Can't you tell?