A visually long meme that only takes a moment to read

Survey

Body: a little fatter than it used to be, but still totally thin compared to some people
Current mood: buggy
Current music: the new Justin Timberlake. Yes. I'm 15 on the inside. Sue me.
Current taste: kind of a coppery weird taste that means I'm dehydrated
Current hair: shortish
Current clothes: jeans, sweatshirt
Current annoyance: gotta grade; don't want to
Current smell: Some dimestore perfume that smells like cotton candy
Current thing I should be doing: grading aforementioned papers
Current windows open: does this mean window in the house or on the computer?
Current desktop picture: a picture of Chicken Boo from the Animaniacs
Current favorite band: I have no idea. We'd have to define "band" first
Current book: Dominion by Scully
Current cd in stereo: I haven't seen an actual CD in ages.
Current crush: I have an eternal crush on Robbie Williams.
Current favorite celeb: I'm loving the fact that Tara Reid is on US Weekly this week whining about her "plastic surgery nightmare"

[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: not since Sept. 14, 2001
Do drugs?: not since so long that I don't know a date to put with it
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yeah, I'm lost on campus and I'm late for my class. Then I finally find the building and I'm like ten minutes late, and then I can't figure out which room I'm supposed to be teaching in and I don't recognize any of the students. I've been having this dream off and on since 1999.
Remember your first love?: Oh god yes. Every day.
Still love him/her?: absolutely
Read the newspaper?: eh, sometimes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes
Believe in miracles?: yes
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Sure. Why not?
Consider yourself tolerant of others? uh, well. No, not really.
Consider love a mistake?: Absolutely not
Like the taste of alcohol?: no
Have a favorite candy?: I go through phases. For instance, I recently went through a PayDay phase. I went through a Sno-Caps phase one summer and gained something like five pounds from the little bastards. I'd found a place where I could buy them in bulk, you see. And that was bad.
Believe in astrology?: Yes
Believe in magic?: Yes
Believe in God?: Yes, but that's a mighty huge topic.
Have any pets: yes, greyhounds
Go to or plan to go to college: I go to freaking college four or five times a week for the past 13 1/2 years. Except, for the past several years, I've been the professor.
Have any piercings?: ears. Used to have my lip pierced, and another piercing but those ones are gone now.
Have any tattoos?: No, although it's still possible that one day I'll get one. It seems silly, but I may yet do it.
Hate yourself: No, not at all. Although I used to loathe myself.
Have an obsession?: Rules and policies.
Have a secret crush?: Secret crush? If I revealed a secret crush here it wouldn't be a secret anymore. And if I said I had one, some certain husband-type guy who I live with would be curious. So I'll say no, even though the answer is yes. Oops!
Have a best friend?: Yes I do, my Sara-Belle. We don't see each other much anymore, but that girl and I have some weird soul-connection.
Wish on stars?: Sometimes

[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?: Yes
When did you lose your virginity?: I am way too old for that question to be relevant anymore
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No
Do you believe in "the one?": No
Describe your ideal significant other: If you are married, this turns into a trick question

[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: You know what? I don't think I have, which is sort of insane. It seems like I should have.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": no
Are you a tease?: no. At least, I don't think so. Well, not for a long time. When I was a younger girl, maybe.
Shy to make the first move?: Conversationally, no--not at all. Physically--yes, although I pretend to be a badass who isn't nervous at all.

[ APPEARANCE ]
Hair: blondish brown
Eyes: reddish brown
Height: 5'7

[ LAST THING.. ]
Bought: an orange umbrella
Ate & Drank: Moutain Dew and M&Ms
Read: The sentence right above this one
Watched on TV: Some medical show about a woman who had no arms.

[ EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider: cider--Woodchuck!
drinks or shots: Oh, gah. Neither. I just can't drink any kind of rotgut anymore without really regretting it later.
cats or dogs: dogs
single or taken: taken
pen or pencil: pen
gloves or mittens: gloves, but really I don't like either.
food or candy: candy
cassette or cd: iTunes
coke or pepsi: Mountain Dew, which is a part of the Pepsi family. That about makes me a total heathen here in the Atlanta area, home of Coca Cola.
ford or chevy: volkswagen

[ WHO DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill: Oh, now I can't tell the whole internet that. Besides, I don't want them dead, just gone.
look like: Ashley Judd
avoid: strangers over whom I have no administrative authority

[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
saw: Tom
talked to on the phone: Maria
hugged: Bessie, my greyhound
instant messaged: Chris
kissed: Tom

[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Broken the law?: Durr. Of course.
Run away from home?: No
Broken a bone?: most of my fingers
Played Truth Or Dare?: No, I don't think so
Kissed someone you didn't know?: Durr. Of course. Loads of strangers. That used to be my fun drunk thing I did at Mardi Gras. Flash? Never. Kiss you? Well sure, dude!
Been in a fight?: Both physical and verbal.
Come close to dying?: Yep. That's a bad little set of memories right there.

[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: full of dog beds
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Mountain Dew and Prozac
Your favorite restaurant?: This thai restaurant that just went out of business. Doesn't it just figure?
What's on your bedside table?:a glass of water, chapstick, barettes, box of kleenex, lamp
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: apples
What is your biggest fear?: embarrassment
Describe your bed: a big iron headboard that looks like a tree. Sounds hideous; is actually really cool
Spontaneous or plain?: plain
Do you know how to play poker?: yeah
What do you carry with you at all times? Nothing. I never have whatever the hell it is I need at the moment
How do you drive? i like to drift all over the road while looking for little slips of paper with addresses on them in the back seat.
What do you miss most about being little? i don't miss being little
Are you happy with your given name? yeah, I guess. It's a little girly, but it's okay
What color is your bedroom? taupe
Have you ever been in a play? Yep
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? that depends on what you mean by annoy
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? not really. Well, if I like you I'm nice. If I don't like you I am very not nice.