I am ROFL over this
Okay, so I'm a pop culture junkie. Here is a picture of Christina Aguilera taken recently. I've been noticing that for the past few months she is gaining a little weight, which in a regular person is A-OK but I like my under-25 pop stars svelte, so I've found it interesting to watch her gain. Anyway, so I type in a few keyword searches in google, and I find this hysterical fanzine-for-weight-gain type thing about Christina gaining weight, written several months ago. I am so laughing over this bizarre, perv-ish tale of Christina's plump little arms and jolly belly.

The pic was snatched from Yahoo news, where I snatch all my pics. Also, my quiz o' the day vanished. I was a Taz.