So very productive
Look, I think Teri Hatcher is a hag. Yeah, yeah, she used to be hot (according to some). The fact is, she is not hot now. She claims to be only 42. Rarely have I met a 42 year old so haggard. Anyway, here is how I spent the past half-hour of my life. What do you think? Click to see a larger version, to get a true picture of how haggish she was before I photoshopped her.
10 Comments:
At 7:56 PM ,
Unknown said...
Hey! I'm 42! You have not seen me in a while, but I don't look haggard!
Do I?
At 9:35 PM ,
Tiffany PinkDog said...
Shelley, last time I saw you, you were about 39, and you looked like you could be this hag's daughter. Unless you've really been living rough for the past few years, I'm sure you still look at least 15 years younger than Teri Hatcher!
At 10:28 AM ,
Unknown said...
Aw, thanks, Tif. (Everyone needs a little reassurance now and then.)
At 12:12 PM ,
Anonymous said...
OK, I just saw Shelley about three weeks ago and she got carded at the dancing-hoochie bar we went to.
T, I have found a freelance career for you: Professional De-Hagger. Please do Paula Abdul next.
At 1:39 PM ,
Ninjanun said...
You know? Now that you mention Paula Abdul, I'm thinkin' she could be Terri Hatcher's long-lost half-twin (yeah, how does THAT work?!).
Tif--sorry I haven't been around much, especially considering all you've been through lately. I hope I don't seem like a fair-weather blogger. I'm glad to know you are doing better.
You did a good job de-hagging Terri Hatcher, although I'm with Cindy on this one: wrinkles or no wrinkles, she is still crazy-scary with the amount of eye makeup she wears. And that arched eyebrow makes her look downright villianous!
At 9:36 PM ,
Tiffany PinkDog said...
Cindy, are you serious? How do you remember this stuff. Make Chris find a picture of the Purple Pie Man's Grapey girlfriend!
At 10:59 PM ,
Anonymous said...
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At 2:46 AM ,
Ninjanun said...
Her name was Sour Grapes. I was rockin' the Wonderful World of Strawberry Shortcake from ages 3-10.
At 10:08 AM ,
Anonymous said...
You should de-haggify Bruce Vilanch next.
At 12:53 PM ,
Tiffany PinkDog said...
Chris, I...I'm not sure that's possible.
You are so random to think of that!
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